OMG EMILY STOP READING ABOUT THE BEATLES AND WRITE YOUR FUCKING AFFLECKCEST!!!!


ps i find it hilarious that the beatles hated the philippines. haha, way to riot because the beatles dissed your president's wife, filipinos! *national pride*

pps fuck charles manson. way to ruin the white album. bzuh.

the mechanics of keeping score
affleck, affleck, damon and phoenix: various combinations thereof.
notes: for lassiterfics, in return for this lovely little gem, which is much better than this. beta'd by verocious. blatant disregard for a wee thing we call summer phoenix. also, i have no idea where the fuck damon lives so i just said la. if i'm wrong.. i don't care. also also, i reserve the right to make casey talk like an intellectual, because he went to columbia and majored in physics for god's sake.
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