okay, ya'll? tom felton is fucking hot. especially from behind-- with the hair and the tailored suits and the legs for miles and nnnggh.

that is all.

all the lost horizons
supernatural, kind of; sam/dean, kind of; pg certainly; 5000 words
author's notes: so basically, this evolved from a straight-up fic to an au to, you know, something only loosely based on supernatural. sam and dean are still sam and dean (mostly), but there's no hunting, and john is basically just passing through. i wrote this for a class, which is why sam and dean have kind of evolved into characters that go beyond canon and/or have nothing to do with canon. but i tried to be faithful to their characters and to their relationship, so. i do have a real, honest-to-god 15000-word wincest fic WITH PORN (omg scary) that i promise will be done soon, but for now, here's this story. WITHOUT PORN. just so we're clear.
( On the last day of ninth grade, Sam kisses a brown-haired girl in the shadows of the bleachers. )

although, admittedly, about a quarter of the fun of watching supernatural is getting to scream, "weep, my pretties! WEEP LIKE CHILDREN!" at the screen as jensen or jared squeeze out that one tiny perfect tear each, this is getting kind of out of hand.

stop crying. start killing things! love, the interwebs.

lots of things, but mostly, i have decided that futuresex/lovesounds is just part of justin timberlake's secret mission to prove that falsetto can be sexy, and it is SORT OF WORKING, which is terrifying, and also, well, sexy.

also, i have been on page 21 of this goddamned story for ever. just get over your emo selves and fuck, sam and dean, i am bored with you.

also also? jensen, you are very attractive. you are also wearing about eight tons of foundation. boys in makeup are hot, but having your face all one color (except for your peach sculpting blush, i see that too) is kind of weird.

jensen ackles was the twinkest twink to ever twink.

that being said, WHERE IS ALL THE JENSEN/BRIAN KINNEY FIC BEGGING TO BE WRITTEN? i demand some.

PORN IS HARD TO WRITE.

damnit, fandom.

in life as at a feast
heroes; peter/nathan, preseries
notes: unbeta'd, for i am impatient; written mostly for a class.
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it's that time of year again, folks.


almost was good enough
heroes; mohinder/various
notes: title from a magnolia electric song. beta by lovely and drugged verocious.
( When he is little, Mohinder dreams of flying. )

through the static and distance
part 7; sam/dean; the end.
notes: mon dieu! we have reached the end. i am so sorry this took so long to post; i kind of moved into college in the interim. however, now i am settled. this last bit beta'd by esorlehcar; i owe her many long hours of thanks. there used to be a much more horribly angsty ending to this, i'll have you know, but common sense won out and so, a not so angsty ending. thanks to all for reading faithfully!

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Dean picks up some tiny plastic army guys and tries to make conversation with "I used to love these things" before reverting -- like it is written in the ancient texts that all men must -- to making a bunch of plllssshhheehh explosion noises with his mouth and sending the plastic army man fly through the air going, "Aiiiyyyyyggg!" I think the relevant text for this is actually the Genesis Apocryphon, which declares, "And verily I say that those with testes shall make upon their lips the sounds of destruction when having come upon tiny green men of plastic. And verily those sounds shall be followed by the sounds of death as it has been written that death shall sound, as with one upon whose foot a thousand oxen have trampled, or as so: 'Aiiiyyyyyggg!'"

---twop recap of dead in the water. oh, i do so dearly love twop.

the night descending
gen (or slightly sam/deanish); 756 words; post-Skin, what if?
notes: unbeta'd, because i am impatient. apologies for the cheesy summary. the title is stolen from the song of the same name by iron and wine, because i really can't make up my own.

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through the static and distance
part 6; sam/dean
notes: as ever, beta'd by the lovely esorlehcar. many many thanks to her. this is nearing a close; one more section to go! thanks to everyone who stuck with me.

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through the static and distance
part 5; sam/dean
notes: finally, some porn! sort of. beta'd by esorlehcar; much love and many thanks to her. i promise to post the rest of this in a more timely fashion from now on. slightly tasteless unabomber jokes ahoy!
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very deep went down the well
sam/dean; dean as orpheus, and sam as eurydice-- or close enough; 2168 words
notes: kind of crack. beta'd by the lovely kronette on short notice, so many thanks are due to her. the title is from "the lyre of orpheus" by nick cave.
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oh google, why hast thou forsaken me in my hour of need?

through the static and distance
part 4; sam/dean
notes: somewhere along the way this will be a more explicitly slash story. also, somewhere along the way, i will get my ass around to posting more, since this whole story is already written and beta'd and i'm just being plain lazy. beta'd by esorlehcar; thanks to her as always.

previous parts here.

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to continue my theory that everyone who has been on tv in the last five years has had a guest spot on csi, the last three episodes had first the guy who played badger in firefly in it, then the next guest-starred chad michael murray, then the last had dionne from clueless.

DIONNE. FROM CLUELESS.

<3 csi.

through the static and distance
part 3; sam/dean
notes: i do not apologize for the random filipino shoutout. i do apologize for my bitterness towards the town of stockton. beta'd by the lovely esorlehcar. many many thanks are due to her.

parts one and two.

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the bad luck taste of the dark
sam/dean, 1123 words
notes: title stolen from yet another songs: ohia song, by the name of lightning risked the dark. unbeta'd. also, two lines of dialogue stolen from a csi episode (haha, that makes you want to read it, right?), cookies to whoever knows which lines!
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through the static and distance
part 2; sam/dean
notes: the continuing saga of psychic sammich. once again beta'd by the lovely esorlehcar, so many thanks to her. title still from the songs: ohia song.

part one here.

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